Tuesday, 9 July 2013

How Can A Man Win If He Is Against His Wife....


Wife: Khane Main Kya Banau?
Huband: Kuch Bhi Bana Lo.. Kya Banaogi?
Wife: Jo Aap Kaho **
Husband: Dal Chawal Bana Lo
Wife: Subah Hi Toh Khaye The
Husband: Toh Roti Sabzi Bana Lo
Wife: Bachche Nahi Khayenge
Husband: Toh Chhole Puri Bana Lo
Wife: Mujhe Fried Cheezon Se Heavy Lagta Hai
Husband: Egg Bhurji Bana Lo
Wife: Aaj Thursday Hai
Husband: Paranthe?


Wife: Raat Ko Paranthe Nahi Khana Chahiye
Husband: Hotel Se Mangwa Lete Hain
Wife: Roz Roz Bahar Ka Nahi Khana Chahiye
Husband: Kadhi Chawal?
Wife: Dahi Nahi Hai
Husband: Idly Sambhar?
Wife: Time Lagega...Pehle Bolna Tha Na!!
Husband: Ek Kaam Karo Maggi Bana Lo
Wife: Pet Nahi Bharta Maggi Se
Husband: Toh Phir Kya Banaogi?
Wife: Jo Aap Bolo **

 

Now, Can Anybody Suggest What The Man Can Have In Menu, So That He Can Feed Himself.... ha ha ha

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